I’m convinced that the Dragon Age fandom is equal parts the weirdest and most epic fandom on Tumblr

amandakitswell:

penguinabominations:

cptprocrastination:

alienfucker:

intheshadowswestandviligant:

TESTIFY!!!

And that gif only further proves this

Word to your Maker

Indeed.

I just I love you,guys.

(Fonte: thescarletrose)

Postato 4 mesi fa — 705 note

How I met Alistair. A tale of a neverending sexual frustrat..ahem., I mean, love story.

I had already heard about Alistair, I had to look for him in camp for Duncan,  and after half an hour’s walk, I stand before this charming and attractive man, with an English accent so sexy that I have evaporated in a puff of hearts.

He was like: Hay. Swooping is Baaaad
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And I was like:
Then,when I discovered that he is romanceable , I decided that that VIRGIN CHANTRY BOY must be mine.

I spent the majority of my gameplay talking with him, trying to find out what he likes, what he hates.
And so one day he gave me a rose and I was like:

So, from that day, Whenever I gave a gift to him,
I ask: are you ready? Are you ready?
He always said…..NO.
And Everything was pain and frustration.

Then, suddlendly, a wild Zevran appears.
And he used: ANTIVAN CHARMING POWER.

And I was Like:

But, THEN, Alistair told me that HE loves Me. And he kissed me.
And I was like:

And then asked me to join him in his tent.

And I was like:

And Everything was beautiful and nothing Hurts.
So came the day when we had to kill the Archdemon.
But Morrigan told me there was only one way to kill the Archdemon, and stay alive:Make a baby with her.

And the only one who could do it was Alistair.
And I was like:

But for the sake of Alistair (and Mine) i was forced to let him go with Morrigan.
And I was like:

And then, because BioWare is cruel and evil and wants to make me suffer the pains of hell, I saw the ritual. And I was like:

And then, after we slay the archdemon, after about 76 hours of (NEVERENDING sexual frustration) gameplay, after the irresistible advances of Zevran, finally I was able to marry that big piece of good boy of Alistair.

And it’s better that I don’t tell you what would happen if I was not a noble human female warrior. My poor heart wouldn’t handle all the PAIN.

The end.

Postato 5 mesi fa — 88 note