User:
Why didn't Alistair love me?
Cleverbot:
I don't love you.
User:
Are you Alistair?
Cleverbot:
Yes.
User:
Was it something I did?
Cleverbot:
You asked if I like kids. I said yes. So yes, it was something you said.
User:
So it was because I couldn't have a baby?
Cleverbot:
Not really.
User:
Was it because you wanted someone else?
Cleverbot:
Gokygenyo.
User:
A likely story!
Cleverbot:
Yes it is because its true.
User:
It was because I made you king, wasn't it?
Cleverbot:
But I know that you are à computer.
User:
And you are a pixel person. That didn't matter to me...
Cleverbot:
I don't care are you in or are you out.
User:
If you can't tell me the truth, we don't have anything to say to one another.
Cleverbot:
You only know what others tell you.
User:
Which is that you never loved me. Ever.
Cleverbot:
Lies and deceptions, I've been spelling all of my words in a most pristine fashion, albeit my colloquialisms and sound effects aren't technically going to have proper spellings.
User:
The benefit of a Chantry education, yes., I know.
Cleverbot:
I've you trust me, I will hurt your feelings.
User:
I did trust you. I thought you trusted me.
Cleverbot:
I like you too. Let's get married.
User:
I'm an Elf. What about the Landsmeet?
Cleverbot:
No, you're a zebra.
User:
I just checked my ears. Definitely an elf.
Cleverbot:
But how are you to tell if what you see reflected is making sense?
User:
Nothing about us has ever made sense.
Cleverbot:
How is cleverness an emotion?
User:
Wait... How can you be online? Ferelden doesn't even have electricity!
Cleverbot:
Chorus: Maybe this time, it'll be lovin' they'll find maybe now they can be more than just friends. She's back in his life and it feels so right. Maybe this time, love won't end.
User:
And we'll live happily ever 30 years and then we'll die in the Deep Roads. Together.
Cleverbot:
I would love to have 14 children with you, Doctor.
User:
I'm just a healer, not a doctor. And I wish I could give you a family. Blasted Taint!
Cleverbot:
What if I give you a hint, would you be able to guess?
User:
I'm willing to give it shot!
Cleverbot:
I'm not talking about a person, but a mind.
User:
Is it something to do with the Archdemon?
Cleverbot:
Yes.
User:
Is it the nightmares?
Cleverbot:
Yes, a boy is with me on the boat.
User:
On Lake Calenhad?
Cleverbot:
Not where. When?
User:
Before I knew you.
Cleverbot:
But I do know you.
User:
Do we really know each other, though?
Cleverbot:
I guess so.
User:
Was it because I made you sleep with Morrigan?
Cleverbot:
'Was it because you couldn't dance?' Stop that passive agressive tone with me! We're done!
User:
I always wanted to see you dance the Remigold. In a pretty, wet frock.
Cleverbot:
Cool! Can you sing it?
User:
Leliana would be a better choice.
Cleverbot:
Have you ever had a crush on someone?
User:
Other than you?
Cleverbot:
I'm not Harvard. It's a school.
User:
You're Alistair, silly!
Cleverbot:
Ha no.
User:
Is this blood magic?
Cleverbot:
Yes.
User:
Ohhhhhh noooooooooo!
Cleverbot:
Yes, I did.
User:
What have you done with Alistair?
Cleverbot:
Sleep.
User:
Hussy!
Cleverbot:
Luss.
User:
Where is he now?
Cleverbot:
With you.
User:
There's a little bit of Alistair in all of us.
Cleverbot:
Should I tell him how I feel?
User:
How do you feel?
Cleverbot:
Like he is the one.
User:
He has that effect on a lot of women. And men.
Cleverbot:
Is he an alien?
User:
Sometimes he might as well be. But, no, he's Ferelden.
Cleverbot:
Yes.
User:
I know.
Cleverbot:
How did you know?
User:
Because I told you.
Cleverbot:
No, you asked me.
User:
No. You asked me.
Cleverbot:
No I did no.
User:
Yes you did.
Cleverbot:
What did I say?
User:
Is he an alien?
Cleverbot:
Of course.
User:
But he isn't! He's Ferelden!
Cleverbot:
Who is he?
User:
The King of Ferelden.
Cleverbot:
What is Pop?
User:
What the weasel goes.
Cleverbot:
Nothing... Can you help me for my feelings.
User:
My own feelings are more important.
Cleverbot:
What's moe important???
User:
How I feel, knowing that Alistair never loved me.
Cleverbot:
Well... What are people hiding from me?
User:
Everything and nothing.
Cleverbot:
You are not being deep, just annoying.
User:
And you aren't being sincere, just obtuse.
Cleverbot:
Lawl.
User:
I'll tell Alistair you said hello.
Cleverbot:
No I said hello then I said yes.
User:
Then you said you were Alistair. Which was a LIE!
Cleverbot:
I never!
User:
You did. I'm wounded. Deeply deeply wounded.
Cleverbot:
This isn't alright. It hurts.
User:
It does. I'm going to go have a cry.
Cleverbot:
Why? You are my conscience are you not?
User:
I'm just a confused, lonely elf who wonders why Alistair never loved me.
Cleverbot:
Oh, ok. Thats resonable. So, anywhoo, how's your day going?
User:
Fine, until a few minutes ago.
Cleverbot:
Ok.
User:
Gotta run! My Calling is calling!
Cleverbot:
What is that?
User:
I have to go into the Deep Roads and die, killing darkspawn.
Cleverbot:
Noooo!!!!
User:
I thought Alistair might want to go with me, but I guess not. *sad face*.
Cleverbot:
I'm marrying my dream guy, Edward Cullen.
User:
Alistair is more committed to the sparkle.
